Friday 27 March 2015

1st XV Team Sheet

Afternoon All,

The First XV has been published in the usual place. Meet time is at 12.30pm and the dress code is below:

Acceptable attire- socks with sandals and a string vest are permitted (handkerchief tied around the head even better)- mankinis are encouraged- buckets and spades are beneficial- inflatable armbands or rubber rings get bonus points- if you can find a mini paddling pool/inflatable crocodile then you are automatically afforded immunity from dick of the day.

Fines- just wearing sunglasses in a shit attempt to blag it- wearing flip flops without any other supporting beach garments/accessories (Turi)- forgetting/being too cool to wear beach attire in late march.- other infractions as brought to my/team managers' attention.

See everyone tomorrow

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